I think I've mentioned this before. I wasn't kidding. There will be a ridiculous audio version that you all can use as a read-along with the book.
I'm wasting even more time by making a teaser for it on my website. Of course, it's not on the website yet. There are no pictures. Just sound.
I haven't decided what kind of video/slide show I want to make for it. My first thought was to video people walking down the street... they then pick up the pace... then you see feet chasing them... turns out it's a giant cardboard cut out of my book chasing people down he street... then the cut out trips and falls--then you see the backside and it says "on audio!"
It occurs to me now that I don't have a video camera. This would also involve getting people to film, etc. I guess I don't really have the time for this. My Pale Male book isn't done yet and another book is already up to the plate. Yikes!
Idea number 2--
I animate rough pen drawings on white paper (no color) of a giant alien stomping on cars and buildings and trees. Then in drippy type it reads "the aliens are coming!... on audio!"
It also occurs to me that I don't know how to animate things and don't have a program to do so.
So that's out.
Option number 3--
Who knows. Stay tuned!
This is how creative people procrastinate. They come up with other projects to do instead of the one they should be doing!