Jesus, I don't know what to say anymore. I can't get any publicity but then a guy like Mr. "yo-yo master" comes along and gets on every local tv channel and can't even yo-yo! He's a fake! The guy claims that he goes around to schools talking to kids about the environment, but that's a lie too... because he sucks at it, by his own admission. I don't get it. A liar like him can get all over TV networks but I can't - and I'm for real! I write books! I actually talk to school children and don't spank them! What gives?
Gotta love Youtube: